deviant ART

[x]
Subscribe Now | Buy deviantWEAR | Advertise Here

~GMGuity:iconGMGuity:

Gregory M. Guity  

  • Status: Member
  • General Fiction Writer
  • Male/United States
  • Offline for 3h 55m 55s
  • Deviant since Feb 9, 2006, 11:47 AM
  • 13 Deviations
  • 406 Deviation Comments
  • 50 Deviant Comments
  • 2 Forum Posts
  • 2,579 Pageviews
Gallery Stats
Activity

Recent Deviations

Live and Direct
in Misc on 10/25/07
UWC TV Champion - MANTIS
in Drawings on 10/25/07
"Mr. Destiny" Alistair Troy
in Drawings on 10/25/07
Ultimate Wrestling Challenge
in Drawings on 10/25/07
Browse Gallery

Random Favourites

Gotham Icons
by *KidNotorious
The Spectacular Spider-Ham
by ~jpox
Browse Favourites

Recent Watchers

"You May Tell Jokes..."

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 12:13 PM
The other night my girlfriend and I are watching Seinfeld, and the episode happens to be The Gymnast. Then comes that one line where the gymnast tells Jerry of what she'd heard about comedians and their supposed, uh...legendary sexual prowess. Ultimately, she tells Jerry: "You may tell jokes, Mr. Seinfeld, but you are NO comedian."

I turn to my girlfriend: "So, uh...am I a comedian?"

Her response: "Honey, if you never told another joke in your life, you'd still be the greatest comedian I've ever known."

Ladies, I hope you were taking notes. Because THAT is how you get your man to take out the trash.

3 Comments | Previous Journal Entries
  • Mood: Wow!
  • Drinking: Water

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 29
  • Current Residence: Riverdale, New York
  • Interests: Reading, Writing, Drawing...Performing Stand-Up
  • Favourite movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
  • Favourite band or musician: Currently: Zero 7
  • Favourite genre of music: Currently: Chill/Lounge
  • Favourite artist: Where do I even begin...?
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Favourite game: Mega Man 3 - First game I ever beat. Aw, yeah.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo. Always and forever, Nintendo. Tha's right.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck. King of the cartoon ducks.
  • Personal Quote: The best things in life aren't free. They're MESSY.

deviantART Notice

Devious Comments

~the-biggest-lebowski:iconthe-biggest-lebowski: 5 days 10 hours ago
Thanks a bunch for the fave! [link]

Much appreciated!

--
That rug really tied the room together.
~Jeffrey Lebowski
~javipascual213:iconjavipascual213: Jun 19, 2008, 11:44:32 AM
Hey, thanks for the fav!!

--
Un saludo:)
*sircle:iconsircle: Jun 13, 2008, 7:11:01 AM
thanks for the fave, your gallery is awesome! keep it up, i'll be watching!

--
To escape Criticism:

Do Nothing
Say Nothing
Be NOTHING
~GMGuity:iconGMGuity: Jun 9, 2008, 7:16:28 AM
LOL - well, what can I do when you keep churning out the Good Stuff?

--
Check out some of my new columns at InsidePulse.com at this link - [link]
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Jun 8, 2008, 9:43:37 PM
This is getting monotonous but thanks again.

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: May 5, 2008, 9:07:40 PM
Thanks for another fave Greg! Wow, deja vu!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Apr 28, 2008, 8:53:31 PM
Thanks for the fave Greg!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Apr 22, 2008, 9:00:51 PM
And again!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Apr 9, 2008, 12:42:08 PM
Thanks Greg!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Apr 5, 2008, 9:54:41 PM
Thanks for faving the latest page!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~GMGuity:iconGMGuity: Apr 4, 2008, 8:22:30 PM
Thank YOU...I love my copy of Mega Man Anniversary Collection - Mega Man 3 was the first game I ever beat :-)
~laserkid:iconlaserkid: Apr 1, 2008, 5:21:44 PM
a (belated) thanks of rthe fave man ^_^

--
-Laserkid-

"Until that day, 'till all are one."

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
~Glax101:iconGlax101: Mar 17, 2008, 11:34:18 AM
Thanks for the add

--
Am I a jack of all trades? No... I like to draw pictures though. Are they good? I don't know.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Mar 16, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
I'd say thanks for the fave Greg but its a drawing I wish there was no reason for. Thanks though.

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
*jbrant047:iconjbrant047: Mar 13, 2008, 2:50:47 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks for the faves!
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Mar 11, 2008, 1:41:30 PM
Thanks for the fave, Greg!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Mar 9, 2008, 9:28:38 PM
Thanks for the fave, Greg!

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
=Qurious:iconQurious: Feb 28, 2008, 10:36:42 PM
Thanks for the fav!!! More to come!!!

--
Tell your friends about me!!! For real, tell your friends!
~GMGuity:iconGMGuity: Feb 17, 2008, 9:46:29 PM
Hey, I just calls it like I see's it, bro! ;-)
~vagabondx:iconvagabondx: Feb 17, 2008, 9:28:04 PM
So, is it considered nepotism when you fave these? :)

--
I never vote. It only encourages them.
*davemetlesits:icondavemetlesits: Feb 17, 2008, 7:09:23 AM
Thank you for the fav!

--
"I am the voice of the Knight Industries Two Thousand's microprocessor.
KITT for easy reference or Kitt if you prefer..."
~GMGuity:iconGMGuity: Feb 16, 2008, 9:29:11 PM
Awesome! The main thing I'd like you to do is go to this [link] and study the samples therein. Also feel free to email me at the address above, or PM me and let me know if you'd like to give it a go! :-)
Previous Page    12345    Next Page
Sign up to leave a message for this deviant! <3