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Cat HaikuThought I'd try my luck Leaping from couch to dresser. You did not see that.Cat Haiku
Or,
Thought I'd try my luck Leaping from couch to dresser. God, that fucking hurt.
All I have to do, Is lay and show my tummy. Putty in my paws.
Sorry, don't know why; Must run at mach three til morn. Run run run run run.
Catnip, finest bud -
Makes me swing at my sister. Can't handle my high.
Drooling, giant beast Cowers at my deadly claws. Hmph! Dogs! Such pansies!
It's not my fault, see - The plant
by ~GMGuity
The Bytche Academy...THE BYTCHE ACADEMY FOR YOUNG GIRLSThe Bytche Academy...
INT. AN ACADEMIC OFFICE, DAY.
SEATED BEHIND A FINE MAHOGANY DESK, SURROUNDED BY BOOKS IS A SMARTLY DRESSED, MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN – HELEN BYTCHE, HEADMISTRESS.
HELEN Hello. I'm Helen Bytche. If you're watching this video, that means your daughter is growing up and you have begun to ask yourself how you can best equip her for the future.
HELEN RISES FROM HER DESK AND APPROACHES THE SCHOOL CREST FOR THE BYTCHE ACADEMY FOR YOUNG GIRLS.
HELEN And naturally, you have decided upon the finest boarding school of the Eastern Seaboard: The
by ~GMGuity
No Good ReasonNO GOOD REASONNo Good Reason
ON A BLACK SCREEN, THE FOLLOWING TEXT FADES IN:
"AND NOW..."
LINE BREAK; FADE IN THE REMAINING TEXT:
"FOR NO GOOD REASON..."
INT. DANCE STUDIO, DAY.
AS "ELECTRIC BOOGIE" - OR A CLONE THEREOF - PLAYS THROUGHOUT, WE ARE TREATED TO THE VISUAL OF JESUS, MOSES AND THE PROPHET MOHAMMED DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE TOGETHER. AFTER A FULL REVOLUTION, THE THREE STRIKE A "TA-DA!" POSE FOR THE CAMERA, COMPLETE WITH JAZZ HANDS.
ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY, BUDDHA SLIDES INTO THE SCENE ON HIS KNEES FROM THE LEFT, WHILE VISHNU SLIDES IN FROM THE RIGHT - BOTH OF
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RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND - 1RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND #1RUNNING IT INTO THE GROUND - 1
INT: LIVING ROOM, DAY.
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS THROUGHOUT AS A GROUP OF NICELY DRESSED YOUNG ADULTS LAUGH AND CONVERSE OVER DRINKS. ENTER OUR ANNOUNCER IN VOICE-OVER:
ANNOUNCER (V.O.) And now, it's time for another installment of “Running it Into the Ground.” Tonight's episode: The Cocktail Party.
JON Cindy! You old bizzle! I thought you weren't coming! How're you dizzle, swizzle?
CINDY Oh, Jon – I've been just fizzle. Have you met my bizzle Nizzle?
NICK Jizzle – a plizzle to mizzle-yizzle. &nbs
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- Current Residence: Riverdale, New York
- Interests: Reading, Writing, Drawing...Performing Stand-Up
- Favourite movie: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
- Favourite band or musician: Currently: Zero 7
- Favourite genre of music: Currently: Chill/Lounge
- Favourite artist: Where do I even begin...?
- Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut
- Operating System: Windows XP
- Favourite game: Mega Man 3 - First game I ever beat. Aw, yeah.
- Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo. Always and forever, Nintendo. Tha's right.
- Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck. King of the cartoon ducks.
- Personal Quote: The writer is not the writer. The writer is the pen.
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