NO GOOD REASON
ON A BLACK SCREEN, THE FOLLOWING TEXT FADES IN:
"AND NOW..."
LINE BREAK; FADE IN THE REMAINING TEXT:
"FOR NO GOOD REASON..."
INT. DANCE STUDIO, DAY.
AS "ELECTRIC BOOGIE" - OR A CLONE THEREOF - PLAYS THROUGHOUT, WE ARE TREATED TO THE VISUAL OF JESUS, MOSES AND THE PROPHET MOHAMMED DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE TOGETHER. AFTER A FULL REVOLUTION, THE THREE STRIKE A "TA-DA!" POSE FOR THE CAMERA, COMPLETE WITH JAZZ HANDS.
ALMOST SIMULTANEOUSLY, BUDDHA SLIDES INTO THE SCENE ON HIS KNEES FROM THE LEFT, WHILE VISHNU SLIDES IN FROM THE RIGHT - BOTH OF THEM ALSO FLASHING A LITTLE JAZZ HANDS. BUDDHA THEN SMACKS HIS OWN BELLY FOR A FEW BEATS, AND JESUS FLASHES A PEACE SIGN AS WE FADE TO BLACK.
THE FOLLOWING TEXT FADES IN: "THE END."













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